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OEKO-TEX® certified and produced from ethically grown cotton, this tee blends relaxed style with responsible quality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (153 g\/m²).\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish.\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for long-lasting shape and stability.\u003cbr\u003e- Printed using DTG\/DTF methods for vivid sleeve and body graphics.\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton; 2-year EU warranty.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, 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